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I post a lot of weird shit that I find amusing and I have a bunch of fandoms. Sometimes I art and sometimes I write things, but mostly I cry about fictional stuff that doesn't matter.

I have also recently become a mostly-Homestuck related blog. I am so, so sorry.

~ NOT A SPOILER-FREE BLOG ~

I ALSO REALLY LOVE GETTING MESSAGES OK SEND ME ALL THE ASKS I DONT EVEN CARE

dontworrybecraycray:

Guys, some scientists just took a pic of the sun this month AND IT’S THE FREGGIN PUMPKIN MOON

HALLOWEEN IS HERE

ALL PREPARE FOR THE SKELETON WAR

THE PUMPKIN SUN IS WATCHING

Anonymous sent:

In your opinion, who is the physically the strongest Disney prince - just curious.

frostytower:

rapnzel-s:

Without a doubt Eugene.

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no seriously watch him jumping around the castle roof, he fricken runs around the edges of the roof like good god I would’ve fallen off and he jumps really big distance on the roof too
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how the fack does he do that

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and he tackles down Maximus - who is a HUGE horse like have you seen the neck on Maximus Jebus it’s the size of Eugene

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and he got beat up by said horse

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and here he is hanging on for dear life if that was me I would’ve fallen and died

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and then he plummeted to his death and somehow survived?!

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(god Eugene’s scream in that^ bit makes me laugh so much) and then he climbed a tower straight afterwards like okay then

and my personal favourite; with his last strength he saved Rapunzel

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and with even less strength than that he tugged on Rapunzel’s head to get her attention

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not to mention he was whacked by a freaking frying pan heaps

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oh and when he fell flat on his face in the chair

he flipped himself onto his side using just his fingers

dang

This post is still getting notes.
This is it.
This is my legacy.
Put this on my gravestone when I’m dead.
This is how I’ll be remembered.

americanhororstorys:

the fabulous four of american horror story + first appearances 

dildouche:

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catomiccandyclsym:

Remember this? When homestuck updates the skeleton war begins.

kaijuborn:

HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN

30 days left

Pumpkins
"Every October, carved pumpkins peer out from porches and doorsteps all over the world. Gourd-like orange fruits inscribed with ghoulish faces and illuminated by candles are a sure sign of the Halloween season."

temporalgearshift:

every fictional depiction of the seven deadly sins ever: six dudes and one really attractive lady

rabioheab:

happy birthday. we couldn’t afford to put a stripper in your cake like you wanted so instead we just put your cake in a stripper. she ate the whole thing in like 2 minutes. you should have been there. it was amazing.

(Source: cranberrymochafortheholidays)

(Source: nicholasgurewitch)

infamouswhorror:

i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg

(Source: neilcicierega)

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

thestrawberrynymphet:

anyone wanna buy me $400 worth of clothing for nothing in return 

(Source: coneymermaid)

genderfluid-robot:

cyberjock:

looking for someone to pay me for being average at videogames

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